I went home after being massively fucking drunk at a bar, We had been playing metal tipped darts. I had to take a monster shit so I ran home, flipped off multiple house-partiers, and took my dump, then hopped into bed.40 minutes to bar close I hopped out of bed, got dressed and walked my ass down to the bar I intended to go to. Meeting my roommates a block from Fetuchis I joined them, entered the bar and ordered my Guinness. Grabbed the fussball table, played, then an old dude asked to play next game, we did. I pwned at defense for the dude's friend. We played another, I pwned again, and the waitress stole my fucking beer. In the end I won, didn't get laid, and fuck me, got a full Guinness. Essentially tomorrow night I intend to murder some retards and get laid.
Also, Jeff give me a call so we can hang out, I avoided giving you a 4 am drunk dial that I'm sure you wouldn't have appreciated.
