Do you know the offical sport of Maryland?

idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » August 22, 2005

google can't lie about something so cool... it's jousting. i so want to move to maryland now

Post by 77 » August 22, 2005

Land of Mary's, I'm not surprised.

Oh, and they have the best license plates, so, rawk on.

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 22, 2005

joel...wtf....find the sport of wisconsin or arizona

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Post by 77 » August 22, 2005

Who the fuck cares what those are, probably fat chicks sucking dick for beer - Wisconsin and skinny mexicans sucking dicks for crack - Arizona

They're both addictions people, get help.

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 22, 2005

this is a waste of a thread

but hella fun for us post whores!!

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idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » August 22, 2005

you made it a waste of a thread
i was trying to make an educational thread on this forum... well another one

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » August 22, 2005

yea i remember ur first one

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Post by **Sean @ NDF** » August 22, 2005

ToByTuNeD wrote:Who the fuck cares what those are, probably fat chicks sucking dick for beer - Wisconsin and skinny mexicans sucking dicks for crack - Arizona

They're both addictions people, get help.

hahahaha, i love laughing at posts....out loud, not just that fake online laughing...

ls.pwrd.hb. · Post by **ls.pwrd.hb.** » August 22, 2005

yea this thread went bad fast lol, but i give you credit for posting it on here with the thought of ppl finding it awesome and starting a huge conversation of state sports, good luck with keeping this going, it happens lol

Post by 77 » August 22, 2005

banzai wrote:
ToByTuNeD wrote:Who the fuck cares what those are, probably fat chicks sucking dick for beer - Wisconsin and skinny mexicans sucking dicks for crack - Arizona

They're both addictions people, get help.
hahahaha, i love laughing at posts....out loud, not just that fake online laughing...

I really laughed at the "fake online laughing" bit.

After a few beers, the jousting thing finally hit me, that really is just, wow, amazing.

They're probably just bullshitting though, like, all the Maryland dudes are hanging out creating the list of the state's favorite shit, and they decide to fuck with the other states.
"Hey, it says we can pick a favorite sport. What should we do?"
"Let's do shark boxing!"
"No, nobody'd ever buy that, good one though."
"Yeah, shark boxing is just TOO bad ass. It's still fucking cool though."
"Well, yeah, it's sharks dude."
"Hey, what's that shit where you're on a horse and try to jab a guy with a big ass pole?"
"Ha, you said big, ass pole."
"No I didn't, douche, I said big ass pole, no comma, see!"
"It's called jousting retard."
"Fine, put that, ya cock. God, sometimes you're such an asshole, I'm outta here."
" DUDE, chill out, the pizza will be here in, like, a minute."
"God, just don't be a jack ass, ok?"
"Ok... pussy."

Yeah, that's how it went. For the love of Christ, I hope nobody read all that. I basically typed what I was thinking, after drinking a few. Oh, and in my head they were wearing pantaloons, or whatever those half-pant things are. Powdered wigs too. Throw a pirate in the background playing pool, making annoyed faces when the guys say stupid shit.