Jawn vs. Saturn; Saturn vs. Me

munster · Post by **munster** » December 04, 2003

Alright. This is actually the second part of the story presented first. Kinda like the Star Wars movies.

Anyways, Jawn and I went out driving around on Scalp Ave in town (anyone from around the area knows that you can't even drive an 85 Chevy pulling a trailer without someone revving on you). So Jawn ran some stupid Saturn and killed it in his winter beater Eg (I'll let him elaborate). Well, we laughed about it since it was only a Saturn and took off again. Wouldn't you know it that the asshole pulls up on me after the light, I'm in second, and he tries to take off. I guess getting his ass kicked once wasn't enough. I was in second and my car's got more bottom end than Jawn's. Needless to say that I had about three cars on him in second before he let off and realized that tonight wasn't his night to screw with Civics. These two weren't D series. What made it even better was that his response to Jawn whooping his ass was, "Find me in the spring. I'm rebuilding this." Then he broke into the, "My friend drives a GSX...." Why not just ride with your friend and race people then? Use the Saturn for running errands.

g4hatchie · Post by **g4hatchie** » December 04, 2003

munsterEK wrote:Use the Saturn for running errands.

pwn3d. lololol

robry · Post by **robry** » December 06, 2003

haha suckaz

EPHatchgirl · Post by **EPHatchgirl** » December 16, 2003

Didn't that guy know that Civics are the only worthy race-car/grocery getters round these parts? LOL... Nicely done.

gsx2fast4u · Post by **gsx2fast4u** » December 27, 2003

hey munster and jawn that was my buddy pete you raced and the gsx is me francis i like that story but i wanna race you so we can put me on this web site. I have pics of my car i would like to put on here soon so if you get this call me on my cell at 659-8411 and let me know how to do it thanks.

YouTube · Post by **.saint** » December 27, 2003

i kinda figured it was you. cause your the only 1 around with a red gsx. tell him his saturn is slow

munster · Post by **munster** » December 27, 2003

His saturn is EXTREMELY slow.

littledevil666 · Post by **littledevil666** » January 16, 2004

Yea and dick face francis blew his turbo because he doesnt know how to drive and you can tell him dave jenkins called him a dick face to bwahaha.

Post by **kotomile** » January 16, 2004

Good kill. That's the great thing about civics, you never know from looking at it whether it's slow or a fire-breather.

Post by **kotomile** » January 16, 2004

To add to my previous observation, when you spot a Saturn, you can most likely be certain it is slow.

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