Today I shat large cottage cheese on SS’s mom. Bzaster is ignorant, impotent, sexy, and has transsexual sex.
Thejdm.com rocks bazaster and has a lot, lots of.. whores. Porn.
“Edit your shit SS you asshole slow poster” exclaimed Banzai.
Is. Makes.
“I just spit apple on my screen!” cried Tenchu.
Tobytuned has got no marbles to play in. “Me and bzaster own thejdm.” said Banzai, lying through his teeth.
But yes, really he doesn’t own a damn thing like.
Also, I can’t don’t see because black people eat chicken and children. That is considered way too true. If the world population were scared of all colored immigrants and and then got scared and decided to throw into a huge meat blender to make tasty smoothies out of them.
Someday, SS will not suck his mom off. Chicken tenders, sweet and sour sauce all over my body. When SS was little he had to wear a tampon just to because he needed to fit in.
Mommas don’t like dealing with SS.
“Shut it fucka!” SS whined.
SS is not playing by the rules set up by Banzai for this thread. IdreamIdrive can’t have SS and SS is @ mad aids is what boardgame ‘S have.
OHHH yeah psychopaths are busy checking porn out instead of reading field and stream magazine and not raping SS. SS was mad at gay chicks that wore men’s clothing. Mr. Chavez sees dead mexicans all over his freshly painted bulletin board, because secret squirrel wants 1500 posts. You spelled bulletin wrong. He has failed at checkers. Once again you aren’t supposed to post after yourself.
Fuckass.
Fuckstick is taking me to disneyland for participating in the special olympics.
Scyzo isn’t wordage, ownage y0, let’s lock this thread. Fuck you lock this no yes. PIZZA!! Mrs. Clinton ate pizza and shit her pants. HHAHAHAHAHA is how laughed a monkey poo.
Monkey poo is not real words that indicate prosperity ass phantasmoric tuning skittles.
“I will begin a tale of epic proportions.” Banzai assured Idreamidrive. “A tale that weaves the love of a young woman and the devilish actions of the wicked, set in the late 800s, long after King Arthur’s demise.”
I'm excited to announce that thejdm is now updated to the latest phpbb 3.2 software. You may notice the site is now mobile friendly but with the upgrade comes some hiccups. theGarage, theGallery, theArcade are no longer supported. In due time the developers should be working to release the modifications to work on the new software. #LetsMakeForumsGreatAgain
"one word story" typed up, pages 1-58
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Lady Indella, the overseers’ daughter, was walking through the castle’s lavish garden one morning and I shot the bitch point blank with my polished colt .45.
FIN
NOT!
Sometimes the stories get fucked up by..
..banzai found his nipples today after he took them to the park, where many men secretly plotting your demise. Hondas are slow, however, they are also boring as kun-fu but they shoveled poop with hardons and frozen cats with armadillos baked into the crust.
Stupid cats are boring like people but dogs are like men, not always true when some dogs are better companions last night. The ghosthunters was not that good so temp speed unintended.
Mr. Big sawed temps head chef the END!
“Now someone go back and put this together” suggested lilgirlracer.
Salad penis face bukkake on lilgirlracer.
Once there walked the mighty cow fuckin a chicken and that’s why the chicken crossed the road, to get away from the cow, named things who die in raging anus should go home.
Drinking urine will cause happy times.
You can’t kill death, for death butters tasty cakes themselves also chipotle sauce tastes amazing licked off mangina of elephants.
Sometimes the people who use SS’s razor get herpes a lot, because he and GW Bush shave wet balls together. Badgers are buried monkeys inside elephant vagina.
DUDE! Where’s Clinton? Whoa. Whoa? Whoa. WHOOOOAAAAHHHH! Banana sex causes irritation in sunlight because I wear condoms on my hands and it blew my mind.
Whenever broccoli jumps out of eyeballs onto cleavage loves sex with multiple cats or multiple giraffes.
Lady Indella, the overseers’ daughter, was walking through the castle’s lavish garden one morning and I shot the bitch point blank with my polished colt .45.
FIN
NOT!
Sometimes the stories get fucked up by..
..banzai found his nipples today after he took them to the park, where many men secretly plotting your demise. Hondas are slow, however, they are also boring as kun-fu but they shoveled poop with hardons and frozen cats with armadillos baked into the crust.
Stupid cats are boring like people but dogs are like men, not always true when some dogs are better companions last night. The ghosthunters was not that good so temp speed unintended.
Mr. Big sawed temps head chef the END!
“Now someone go back and put this together” suggested lilgirlracer.
Salad penis face bukkake on lilgirlracer.
Once there walked the mighty cow fuckin a chicken and that’s why the chicken crossed the road, to get away from the cow, named things who die in raging anus should go home.
Drinking urine will cause happy times.
You can’t kill death, for death butters tasty cakes themselves also chipotle sauce tastes amazing licked off mangina of elephants.
Sometimes the people who use SS’s razor get herpes a lot, because he and GW Bush shave wet balls together. Badgers are buried monkeys inside elephant vagina.
DUDE! Where’s Clinton? Whoa. Whoa? Whoa. WHOOOOAAAAHHHH! Banana sex causes irritation in sunlight because I wear condoms on my hands and it blew my mind.
Whenever broccoli jumps out of eyeballs onto cleavage loves sex with multiple cats or multiple giraffes.
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