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Union Brothel

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Union Brothel

Post by kotomile » July 30, 2006

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured
to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years
seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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Post by Sean @ NDF » July 30, 2006

hot, i love old chicks

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Post by SingleCamEJ8 » July 30, 2006

i got the hot granny!!!!!
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Post by Secret Squirrel » July 31, 2006

ahahah owned




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Post by BRYCE » July 31, 2006

haha i hate fuckin unions... and if any of you are in unions quit and get a real job.
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Post by scrim » July 31, 2006

ViseCityRiceEJ8 wrote:i got the hot granny!!!!!
lets get some fucking ffrreeenncchh toooast!!!!
lets go to the bar!!!!!!

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Post by BRYCE » July 31, 2006

umm i aint a doctor or anthing but shes a grandma...

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Post by KRPS13-MCM » July 31, 2006

was she blue iris
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Post by Doctor H Mcm » July 31, 2006

want to hear about the std i got from the silent era...her pussy smelled like the great depression..hahahaha
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Post by .saint » July 31, 2006

rofl
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