I'm excited to announce that thejdm is now updated to the latest phpbb 3.2 software. You may notice the site is now mobile friendly but with the upgrade comes some hiccups. theGarage, theGallery, theArcade are no longer supported. In due time the developers should be working to release the modifications to work on the new software. #LetsMakeForumsGreatAgain

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Post by kotomile » September 14, 2006

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have
passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready"

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the
words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green,
and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I have
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Post by Sean @ NDF » September 14, 2006

this was funny in 3rd grade koto

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Post by 77 » September 14, 2006

My Mexican-American cousin told me that one when we visited them down in Arizona. I loled.

But, it was a Mexican, he was trying for his green card and there was no mention whether he succeeded or not.
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Post by kotomile » September 14, 2006

banzai wrote:this was funny in 3rd grade koto
sorry, never heard it in third grade.

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Post by BRYCE » September 14, 2006

hah that shits good stuff!
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Post by Sean @ NDF » September 14, 2006

ToByTuNeD wrote:Post Script: Image
thats racist

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Post by munster » September 14, 2006

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Post by Secret Squirrel » September 14, 2006

heh

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