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10 THOUGHTS - for 2006
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Author:  mcmBuilt [ February 18, 2006 ]
Post subject:  10 THOUGHTS - for 2006
I saw this on another site and thought it was great!!!

10 THOUGHTS for 2006..............................

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merley the slowest possible rate in which one can die.

8 - Men have 2 emotions, HUNGRY and HORNY.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

6 - Some people are like SLINKYS......not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital beds
dying of nothing.

4 - ALL OF US COULD LEARN A LESSON FROM THE WEATHER,
It pays no attention to CRITICISM!!!!!!!

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax-cut
saves you 30 cents.

2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world wierd.
Now the world is wierd, and people take Prozac to make it seem normal.

And the number 1 thought for 2006:

We know exactly where one cow is that has mad cow disease, among millions
of cows in the U.S., but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybee we should put the Dept. of
Agriculture in charge of immagration!!!
Author:  munster [ February 18, 2006 ]
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Rock on. :bang: :rofl:
Author:  Secret Squirrel [ February 18, 2006 ]
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heh
Author:  Sean @ NDF [ February 19, 2006 ]
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hahahaha thats good stuff
Author:  BRYCE [ March 01, 2006 ]
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good stuff
Author:  lilqirlracer [ March 14, 2006 ]
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I got this in an email. Pretty cool!
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