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Author:  Sean @ NDF [ October 19, 2005 ]
Post subject:  I found this extremely funny
If your touchy about stereotypes, dont read the following


10 TRUTHS BLACK. ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not White.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE, ASIAN AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS ASIAN, WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O. J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car

10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth
3. The peace sign is outdated
4. Rice is not a main course
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird
6. Feet were meant to grow
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten
9. You don't need above a 4.0 to graduate
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory
Author:  idreamidrive [ October 19, 2005 ]
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you would you dirty racist
Author:  Bennett @ ESG [ October 19, 2005 ]
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HAHAHHA, good stuff.
Author:  idreamidrive [ October 19, 2005 ]
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i meant mexican... not racist
Author:  Sean @ NDF [ October 19, 2005 ]
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mexican
Author:  tenchu [ October 19, 2005 ]
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hahahaha
Author:  GreenEggsandHam [ October 19, 2005 ]
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ROFLLL!!!!!!! good stuff!
Author:  Secret Squirrel [ October 19, 2005 ]
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hhahahha good shit






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Author:  EF'nJDM [ October 19, 2005 ]
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Hahahahaha :hammer: :rofl:
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