To douche bag roommates...

idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » October 04, 2005

so i wake up at fucking 5 AM this morning cause my douchbag of a roommate decides to start listening to hiphop and talking to ppl on the east coast... WHAT THE FUCK!!! if somebody wants to kill him for me but get a years worth of rent from him first and give me it... ill be happy with it.

Post by **BRYCE** » October 04, 2005

hah what do you mean by taking to ppl on the east coast??

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » October 04, 2005

haha ya wtf joel....

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idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » October 04, 2005

calling them and talking obscenly loud... louder than the fucking music

Secret Squirrel · Post by **Secret Squirrel** » October 04, 2005

so just kill em

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Post by **Sean @ NDF** » October 04, 2005

take a knife to his throat.

My roommates cool, lucky enough to move in with a friend. We both like quiet mornings....

idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » October 06, 2005

i would but i don't want to kill him literally... i wouldn't be sad if someone else did it though

Post by 77 » October 06, 2005

Kick him in the throat, potentially crushing his wind pipe. If he dies from it, he was never man enough to truely live.

GreenEggsandHam · Post by **GreenEggsandHam** » October 06, 2005

damn..it sucks...why dont you just tell him to keep it down a little?

idreamidrive · Post by **idreamidrive** » October 06, 2005

he's big and mexican/indian... i don't want to die