I'm excited to announce that thejdm is now updated to the latest phpbb 3.2 software. You may notice the site is now mobile friendly but with the upgrade comes some hiccups. theGarage, theGallery, theArcade are no longer supported. In due time the developers should be working to release the modifications to work on the new software. #LetsMakeForumsGreatAgain
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Secret Squirrel
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- Location: "I'm like a Christmas tree, I just stand on the corner and let my balls hang"
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Secret Squirrel
- Posts: 7389
- Joined: August 12, 2005
- Location: "I'm like a Christmas tree, I just stand on the corner and let my balls hang"
- Contact:
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Secret Squirrel
- Posts: 7389
- Joined: August 12, 2005
- Location: "I'm like a Christmas tree, I just stand on the corner and let my balls hang"
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Secret Squirrel
- Posts: 7389
- Joined: August 12, 2005
- Location: "I'm like a Christmas tree, I just stand on the corner and let my balls hang"
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A businessman is sitting in a park under a tree a couple blocks from his house, eating lunch during his break. He's finishing off his sandwich when a man sits down on the bench next to him. The man procedes to open a case, and starts assembling a sniper rifle.
businessman: "Holy crap, what are you doing?!"
hitman:"I'm a professional assassin, I chose this spot because It's secluded, and I can see my mark's office from here."
businessman:" Are you going to shoot him right now?"
hitman:"no I have to wait for him to leave his office so I get a clear shot."
businessman:"Really? you can see that far with the scope?"
hitman:"Yeah, try it out."
The businessman picks up the rifle and looks through the scope. To test it out, he aims at his house. Through the window, he sees his wife naked with his best friend. Pissed off, he asks what the assassin charges for a hit. The assassin replies "$2000 per shot fired. I never miss."
So the businessman asks him to fire two shots, one to kill his wife with a headshot, and one shot to his friend's crotch.
The assassin says "ok, no problem" and takes aim.
After a couple minutes of aiming and no shots fired, the businessman asks what's taking so long.
"be patient" the assasin replies "I think i can save you $2000"
businessman: "Holy crap, what are you doing?!"
hitman:"I'm a professional assassin, I chose this spot because It's secluded, and I can see my mark's office from here."
businessman:" Are you going to shoot him right now?"
hitman:"no I have to wait for him to leave his office so I get a clear shot."
businessman:"Really? you can see that far with the scope?"
hitman:"Yeah, try it out."
The businessman picks up the rifle and looks through the scope. To test it out, he aims at his house. Through the window, he sees his wife naked with his best friend. Pissed off, he asks what the assassin charges for a hit. The assassin replies "$2000 per shot fired. I never miss."
So the businessman asks him to fire two shots, one to kill his wife with a headshot, and one shot to his friend's crotch.
The assassin says "ok, no problem" and takes aim.
After a couple minutes of aiming and no shots fired, the businessman asks what's taking so long.
"be patient" the assasin replies "I think i can save you $2000"
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Sean @ NDF
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idreamidrive
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