Evil Girls

shaina · Post by **shaina** » June 16, 2005

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

.anny. · Post by **.anny.** » June 16, 2005

^^^^^^ There`s the PROOF!!

.anny. · Post by **.anny.** » June 16, 2005

89crxsi wrote:
since when do girls buy us cars and beer? As far as I know it's still the other way around. We buy the beers and the cars for them (usually)

sure guys spend money on cars and beer but that makes no sense in the formula!

Ehhh... wrong! If I was old enough to buy alcohol, I would probably be the one buying, and although I don`t buy cars for the guy, I help as much as I can w/ car parts and such!!

Bart-EK · Post by **Bart-EK** » June 17, 2005

guys... you're getting owned in here...

I'm just lucky I didn't speak up before

TRAVASS · Post by **TRAVASS** » June 17, 2005

"NIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!"

Bart-EK · Post by **Bart-EK** » June 17, 2005

beeing european rules more... everybody is evil overhere AND we don't give a shit...

I mean... I'm Dutch, we got amsterdam....

France is a 3/4 hour drive from here... it ain't FRENCH kissing for nothing...

so who cares about all these evil activities... :twisted:

TRAVASS · Post by **TRAVASS** » June 17, 2005

Post by **Sean @ NDF** » June 17, 2005

my equation was a joke.....SUCK IT FALEN!